Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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