hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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