Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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