dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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