matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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