yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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