very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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