kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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