And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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