i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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