Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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