with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I did not marry a roomba.
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