Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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