I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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