i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
then he tried to convert me to islam
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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