ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
sex in a hospital.. check
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
