I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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