I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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