this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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