i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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