That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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