Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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