so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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