so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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