kristin has been a bad kristin
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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