Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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