As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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