That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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