There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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