Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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