My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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