You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I think my fart just growled at me.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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