So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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