So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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