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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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