i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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