All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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