1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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