Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Dick very happy bro
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