Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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