is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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