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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.

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• (716): View more from New York

  What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.

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• (707): View more from California

  I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.

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• (626): View more from California

  Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.

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  I see you met someone special

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?

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