quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.