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if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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