well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
wanna go halves on a baby?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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