I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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