I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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