i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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