I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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