I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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