She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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