does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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