This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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