I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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