No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Pooping to opera.
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